Pillaging
Matt Performance Archive
Reception August
24, 2010
Will
You Be Found? December
1, 2010
Troublemaker April
4, 2011
Yes June
19, 2011
Dan
Wilson (Audience Director) May
1, 2010
Hello
Caller September
20, 2011
Unlucky
Lady February
14, 2012
Kara April
21, 2012
Landing February 6, 2013
Lulu January
31, 2014
The
Follidaze Ballad of Highland Heights November
18, 2014
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It ain’t pretty.
The culmination of our marauding is decadent and perverse.
The indulgent savoring moment of conquest and seizure is uniquely
gratifying.
We scoop the loot with our calloused clutches and rain the jewels and
doubloons, glittering and twinkling, down over us like a shower of
moondust bathing a fiendish troll. It is a glory and a travesty all at
once.
For just one, brief moment, we are Royal.
Like the filthy pirate gently placing the tiara upon his mired,
scarred, and dullard cranium, we are aware of our unworthiness. Yet we
bask in the luxury of opulence and subjugation anyway.
But as we've all learned, you can put lipstick on a pig, but you can't
hide ugly.
Such is the fortune, and volition, and curse, of Pillaging Matt.
You’ve been warned.
Note:
Pillaging Matt pillages Matt with the expressed written consent of Matt.
Reception
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Hinterland Performance Archive
The
Crane
performed
by Big Mean Turtle September
24, 2010
Susannah
performed
by Mike Dead October
13, 2010
Necklace
performed
by Whisper Kiss February
27, 2011
Will
You Be Found?
performed
by
Jamie, the Young and Valiant May
20, 2011
Tubist
Like Me
performed
by
Aaron, the tubist November
7, 2014
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